It’s time to put the car crash that was 2016 behind us and make some new goals for the next year. This definitely applies to our worshipped celebs. Someone pass them this note because the advice is worth its weight in gold.
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1. Queen Bey needs to take to the gram and reveal her secrets on social media! The people want to know how she does it all and stays slaying.
2. Tay Tay Swift is missing out on a game changer! She should really look into dance lessons. We’re not hating but the girl is always waving her hands in the air like she just doesn’t care.
3. Kimmy K needs to quit the Gram, and for that matter Twitter, Facebook, and all other forms of exposure. It’s for her safety!
4. Kanye needs to switch out his barber. The man is messing with his swagger at this point, there’s a petition coming soon.
5. Selena Gomez needs to turn over a new leaf as an inspirational speaker. Judging from her last few chats with fans, she’s got it all figured out…even when she doesn’t.
6. Jay Z needs to fix Tidal. The darn app is so broken, how can it compete with Spotify? IT CAN’T J! Stop trying to make fetch happen.
7. Little K needs to ditch Tyga. What does he do again Kylie?
8. Leo Dicaprio, sorry we’re not sorry about putting him out there, but the man needs to hit the gym. We want Jack Dawson’s six-pack back please.
9. Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth need to meet in the middle. She’s totally out there, and he’s practically a wallflower. If this engagement is gonna work this time, they’ve gotta sort it out.
10. The Biebs needs a dose of anger management. He’s lashing out at unsuspecting paparazzi, and it’s only a matter of time before a fan gets rocked again.
11. Bad girl Riri needs to find a boo. We’re so over the Drake drama, let’s move onto someone new and hunky.
12. Katy Perry’s lost her sparkle. It’s time for her to rediscover herself and find some new wigs. We miss the candy girl outfits.
We’re taking votes on these! Any other ideas?
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